I Was Afraid to Look for a Picture for this Post…

11 04 2010

Dear American Apparel,

You seem to have lots of cute basic clothes (and some weird stuff…) I like basics; I enjoy owning the same featureless shirt in many different colors. Perhaps you can tell that I am a lazy dresser. However, you don’t have any stores near me. So, being a fancy-pants modern chick, I go to your website…

… And my father walks by. He stops. I look up to find him staring at the screen. We meet eyes in a moment even more awkward than Leia and Luke’s incest Star Wars kiss. My 56-year old dad thinks I am looking at porn in our kitchen.

YOU NEED TO MAKE A PG VERSION OF YOUR WEBSITE! Also, I am convinced some of those models have no bones. I mean… really, pretzel models? REALLY? No one will ever wear that gold jumpsuit with their ankles crossed behind their skull. No one. Ever.

Sincerely, Me


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6 responses

11 04 2010
cuileann

Other hate: I, a girl of exactly average size, am the largest they make clothes for.

11 04 2010
limespark

Ah yes! We have another hate. Ahh, American apparel…. we may have to bring them down somehow.

17 04 2010
Kylie

I’ve never actually bought anything there, but the ads always make me feel a little weird considering most of the models look about 14?!

18 04 2010
miku

So it’s not just me. I always feel like I am in a trippy 70′s soft core porn film.

28 04 2010
dendoo

Isn’t that the truth? Their ads are offensive, disgusting and just plain wrong. Their clothes are so soft but ugh I feel like I need a shower when I head to their site.

30 04 2010
Amber Rose

Lol, this is hilarious, but couldn’t agree more…!

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